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Marge!  I'm two-thirty-nine, and I'm feeling fine!

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Brush With Greatness


I know you're mad at me right now, and I'm kinda mad too ... I mean, we
could sit here and try to figure out who forgot to pick up who till the
cows come home.  But let's just say we're both wrong and that'll be that.

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Brother from the Same Planet


Well if it isn't the leader of the weiner patrol, boning up on his nerd
lessons!

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Boy-Scoutz n the Hood


Yeah.  Maybe I do have the right ... What's that stuff?

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Deep Space Homer



And, Lord, we're especially thankful for nuclear power, the cleanest,
safest energy source there is, except for solar, which is just a pipe
dream.

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Bart vs. Thanksgiving


Marge, you being a cop makes you the man!  Which makes me the woman -- and
I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear,
which, as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing.

		-- Homer Simpson
		   The Springfield Connection


Hello?  Yes?  Oh!  Heh, heh, uh ... if you're looking for that big donut
of yours ... um, Flanders has it.  Just smash open his house.  (Closing
the door.)  He came to life.  Good for him.

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Treehouse of Horror VI


He may have come up with the recipe, but I came up with the idea of
charging $6.95 for it.

		-- Moe Syzlak
		   Flaming Moe's


Wh ... what's going on?  Wh ... wha ... why am I on a Japanese box?

		-- Homer Simpson
		   In Marge We Trust


Wait a minute, Marge.  I saw "Mrs. Doubtfire."  This is a man in drag!

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(annoyed grunt)ocious


Abe:	I used to be `with it.'  But" then they changed what `it' was.  Now
	what I'm `with' isn't `it' and what's `it' seems weird and scary
	to me.  It'll happen to you.

Homer:	No way, man.  We're gonna keep on rockin' forever!

		   Homerpalooza


Yes!  Oh, yes!  Read it and weep!  In your face -- I got more chicken
bone!

		-- Homer Simpson
		   When Flanders Failed


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