Sitater fra the Simpsons

Hey!  Let's do that 2,000-pound man thing.  I'll be that Carl Reiner guy,
and you be what's-his-face.

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Homer vs. Patty and Selma


Don't let Krusty's death get you down, boy.  People die all the time.
Just like that.  Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow.  Well, good night.

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Bart the Fink


Hey, what's the big deal about going to some building every Sunday?  I
mean, isn't God everywhere?

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Homer the Heretic


And anyone can be tooted?

		-- Homer Simpson, on tutoring
		   The Way We Was


Flanders:
	Homer, affordable tract housing made us neighbors, but you made us
	friends.

Homer:	To Ned Flanders, the richest left-handed man in town.

		   When Flanders Failed


There's an empty spot I've always had inside me.  I tried to fill it with
family, religion, community service.  But those were all dead ends.  I
think this chair is the answer.

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Brother Can You Spare Two Dimes?


Bart:	Dad, you killed the Zombie Flanders!

Homer:	He was a zombie?

		   Treehouse of Horror III


If it'll make you feel any better, I've learned that life is one crushing
defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Homer and Apu



See you in hell, candy boys!!

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Homer Badman


All right.  His story checks out.

		-- Homer Simpson, checking in the encyclopedia
				  under "Bush, George"
		   Two Bad Neighbors


I didn't want a hokey second wedding like those ones on TV!  This one's
for real!

		-- Homer Simpson
		   A Milhouse Divided


Hmmm, look at those eyes.  He's trying to hypnotize me, but not in the
good Las Vegas way.

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Mountain of Madness


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