Sitater fra the Simpsons

Weaseling out of things is important to learn.  It's what separates us
from the animals.  Except the weasel.

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Boy-Scoutz n the Hood



Homer:	Your mother and I have been thinking about giving the puppies
	away.

Bart and Lisa:
	Noooooo!

Homer:	Mainly your mother.

		   Two Dozen and One Greyhounds


Homer:	Okay, okay, don't panic.  To find Flanders, I just have to think
	like Flanders!

Homer's Brain:
	I'm a big four-eyed lame-o and I wear the same stupid sweater
	everyday, and --

Homer:	The Springfield River!

		   Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily


It was the most I ever threw up, and it changed my life forever.

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Homer Goes To College


We live in a society of laws.  Why do you think I took you to all those
"Police Academy" movies?  For fun?  Well, I didn't hear anybody laughin',
did you?

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Marge Be Not Proud


Stealing?!  How could you?!  Haven't you learned anything from that
guy who gives those sermons at church?  Captain What's-his-name?

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Marge Be Not Proud


Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and
old people are useless.

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Homer the Vigilante


Homer:	Little baby batter,
	Can't control his bladder!

Burns:	Mmm...Crude, but I like it.  What do you say we freshen up out
	little drinkie poos?

Homer:	Don't mind if I do.

		   Dancin' Homer


Homer:	Hey, Flanders, it's no use praying.  I already did the same thing,
	and we can't both win.

Flanders:
	Actually, Simpson, we were praying that no one gets hurt.

		   Dead Putting Society



Asleep at the switch!  I wasn't asleep!  I was drunk!

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Homer the Vigilante


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