Sitater fra the Simpsons

Homer:	There couldn't be heaven if there weren't a hell.

Bart:	Who's in there?

Homer:	Oh, uh ... Hitler's dog.  And that dog Nixon had, whassisname, um,
	Chester ...

Lisa:	Checkers.

Homer:	Yeah!  One of the Lassies is in there, too.  The mean one -- the
	one that mauled Jimmy.

		   Dog of Death

Losers!  Losers!  Kiss my big Springfield behind, Shelbyville!

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Homer Loves Flanders

The doll's trying to kill me, and the toaster's been laughing at me.

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Treehouse of Horror III

Karl:	You don't belong here.  You're a fraud and a phony and it's only
	a matter of time until they find you out.

Homer:	(gasps)  Who told you?

		   Simpson and Delilah

Bart:	What'd you do?  Screw up like the Beatles and say you were bigger
	than Jesus?

Homer:	All the time.  It was the title of our second album.

		   Homer's Barbershop Quartet

Kirk:	What makes you guys so special?

Homer:	Because Marge and I have one thing that can never be broken: a
	strong marriage built on a solid foundation of routine.

		   A Milhouse Divided

Ah, sweet pity: where would my love life have been without it?

		-- Homer Simpson
		   I Love Lisa

Oh, honey, I didn't get drunk, I just went to a strange fantasy world.

		-- Homer Simpson
		   El Viaje Misterioso De Nuestro Jomer

Bart:	So, like sometimes you can do stuff that you think is pretty bad
	so other kids will like you better?

Homer:	You're not talking about killing anyone, are you?

		   The Telltale Head

I'll get a bunch of monkeys, dress 'em up, and make 'em reenact the Civil
War!  Heh, heh, heh!

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Homer the Great

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