Sitater fra the Simpsons

Well, you know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman.  You just
have to read the manual and press the right button.

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Homer Defined

Homer:	Boy, you don't have to follow in my footsteps.

Bart:	Don't worry, I don't even like using the bathroom after you.

Homer:	Why you little -- !

		   Like Father Like Clown

I wish for a turkey sandwich on rye bread with lettuce and mustard.  And
-- and I don't want any zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey
myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises -- you got it?

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Treehouse of Horror II

Homer:	I'm a bad father!

Selma:	You're also fat!

Homer:	I'm also fat!

		   Saturdays of Thunder

Foul temptress.  I'll bet she thinks Ziggy's gotten too preachy, too!

		-- Homer Simpson
		   The Last Temptation of Homer

Homer:	No TV and No Beer Make Homer ... something something.

Marge:	Go crazy?

Homer:	Don't mind if I do!

		   Treehouse of Horror V

It all happened at the beginning of that turbulent decade known as the
eighties.  Those were idealistic days: the candidacy of John Anderson,
the rise of Supertramp.  It was an exciting time to be young.

		-- Homer Simpson
		   I Married Marge

Twenty of the suckiest minutes of my life.

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Burns, Baby Burns

Homer:	I don't want you to see me sitting on my worthless butt.

Bart:	We've seen it, Dad.

		   Homer at the Bat

Marge, this ticket doesn't just give me a seat.  It also gives me the 
right -- no, the duty -- to make a complete ass of myself.

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Dancin' Homer

Herb:	I want you to help me design a car.  A car for all the Homer
	Simpsons out there!  And I want to pay you two hundred thousand
	dollars a year!

Homer:	And I want to let you!

		   Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?

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