Sitater fra the Simpsons

Marge, you're my wife and I love you very much.  But you're living in a
world of makebelieve.  With flowers and bells and leprechauns.  And magic
frogs with funny little hats...

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Blood Feud

Did you hear that, Marge?  She called me a baboon!  The stupidest,
ugliest, smelliest ape of them all!

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Lisa's Substitute

Holy Moly!  The bastard's rich!

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?

Love isn't hopeless.  Look, maybe I'm no expert on the subject, but there
was one time I got it right.

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Another Simpson's Clip Show

First Bush invades my home turf," then he takes my pals," then he makes fun
of the way I talk -- probably -- now he steals my right to raise a
disobedient, smart-alecky son!  Well, that's it!

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Two Bad Neighbors

If there was any justice, my face would be on a bunch of crappy merchandise!

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Flaming Moe's

Keep brain from freezing.

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Simpson and Delilah

Lurleen, I can't get your song outta my mind.  I haven't felt this way 
since `Funky Town.'

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Colonel Homer

Marge:	Homer, couldn't we pawn my engagement ring instead?

Homer:	Now, I appreciate that, honey, but we need one hundred and fifty
	dollars here.

		   There's No Disgrace Like Home

Marge:	Homer, you're his father.  You've got to reason with him.

Homer:	Oh, that never works.  He's a goner!

		   Bart the Daredevil

I thought there was chocolate inside ... Well, why was it wrapped in foil?

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Mr. Plow

I don't care if Ned Flanders is the nicest guy in the world.  He's a 
jerk -- end of story.

		-- Homer Simpson
		   When Flanders Failed

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