Sitater fra the Simpsons

Listen, you big, stupid space-creature.  Nobody, but nobody, eats the

       		-- Homer Simpson
		   Treehouse of Horror

I wore my extra loose pants for nothing.  Nothing!

       		-- Homer Simpson
		   New Kid on the Block

You've been rubbing my nose in it since I got here!  Your family is better
than my family, your beer comes from farther away than my beer, you and
your son like each other, your wife's butt is higher than my wife's butt!
You make me sick!

       		-- Homer Simpson
		   Dead Putting Society

Son, this is the only time I'm ever gonna say this.  It is not okay to

       		-- Homer Simpson
		   Dead Putting Society

As I got up in front of them, I felt an intoxication that had nothing to
do with alcohol.  It was the intoxication of being a public spectacle.

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Dancin' Homer

Homer:	What?!  Flanders!  You're the Devil?

Devil Flanders:
	Ho-oh, it's always the one you least suspect.

		   Treehouse of Horror IV

D'oh!  English!  Who needs that?  I'm never going to England. Come on,
let's smoke.

		-- Homer Simpson, talking Barney into cutting class
		   The Way We Was

They don't call me Colonel Homer because I'm some dumb-ass army guy.

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Colonel Homer

I want to share something with you -- the three little sentences that will
get you through life.  Number one, `Cover for me.'  Number two, `Oh, good
idea, boss.'  Number three, `It was like that when I got here.'

		-- Homer Simpson
		   One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Bluefish

Always remember that you're representing our country.  I guess what I'm
saying is, don't mess up France the way you messed up your room.

		-- Homer Simpson
		   The Crepes of Wrath

I can't believe I ate the whole thing.

		-- Homer Simpson
		   The Front

Barney:	Boy, you never stop eating and you don't gain a pound.

Homer:	It's my metaba-ma-lism.  I guess I'm just one of the lucky ones.

		   The Way We Was

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