Sitater fra the Simpsons

Dasher, Dancer ... Prancer ... Nixon, Comet, Cupid ... Donna Dixon.

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire


Bart:	Hey, Santa, what's shaking?

Homer:	What's your name, Bart ... ner? -- er, little partner?

Bart:	I'm Bart Simpson.  Who the hell are you?

		   Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire


But let me tell you, the slim lazy Homer you knew is dead.  Now I'm a
big fat dynamo.

		-- Homer Simpson
		   King-Size Homer


So, like us, let your children run wild and free, because as the old
saying goes, let your children run wild and free.

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Bart vs. Australia


And remember not to act afraid.  Animals can smell fear.  And they
don't like it.

		-- Homer Simpson
		   The Call of the Simpsons



You heard me.  I won't be in for the rest of the week ... I told you.
My baby beat me up ... Oh, it is not the worst excuse I ever thought
up.

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Itchy & Scratchy & Marge


Time to fertilize the lawn.  A couple of 500-pound bags should do it!

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Homer vs. Patty and Selma

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