Sitater fra the Simpsons

Mr. Scorpio says productivity is up 2 and it's all because of my
motivational techniques, like donuts and the possibility of more
donuts to come.

		-- Homer Simpson
		   You Only Move Twice

Marge:	You will not be getting a tattoo for Christmas.

Homer:	Yeah.  If you want one, you'll have to pay for it out of your
	own allowance.

		   Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire

	Sir, I must strongly advise you, do not purchase this.  Behind 
	every wish lurks grave misfortune.  I, myself, was one
	president of Algeria.

Homer:	C'mon, pal, I don't want to hear your life story!  Paw me.

		   Treehouse of Horror II

Cable.  It's more wonderful than I dared hope.

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment

Ohh, my son doesn't stand a chance!  The whole world has gone gay!

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Homer's Phobia

Marge:	This is the best gift of all, Homer.

Homer:	It is?

Marge:	Yes, something to share our love.  And frighten prowlers.

		   Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire

I've figured out the boy's punishment.  First, he's grounded.  No
leaving the house, not even for school.  Second, no eggnog.  In fact,
no nog, period.  And third, absolutely no stealing for three months.

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Marge Be Not Proud

Homer:	I'm just a big fool.

Karl:	Oh no, you're not!

Homer:	How do you know?

Karl:	Because my mother taught me never to kiss a fool!

		   Simpson and Delilah

Unlike most of you, I am not a nut.

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Homer's Odyssey

Coyote:	Fear not, Homer.  I am your spirit guide.

Homer:	Hiya.

Coyote:	There is a lesson you must learn.

Homer:	If it's about laying off the insanity peppers, I'm way ahead
	of ya.

		  El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Homer

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