Sitater fra the Simpsons


This is even more painful than it looks.

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Brother from the Same Planet


The only danger is if they send us to that terrible Planet of the Apes 
... Wait a minute, Statue of Liberty -- that was our planet!  You
maniacs!  You blew it up!  Damn you!  Damn you all to hell!

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Deep Space Homer


Michael:
	Hi.  I'm Michael Jackson, from The Jacksons.

Homer:	I'm Homer Simpson, from the Simpsons.

		   Stark Raving Dad


Homer:	I want everyone to know that this is Ned Flanders ... my
	friend!

Lenny:	What'd he say?

Carl:	I dunno.  Somethin' about being gay.

		   Homer Loves Flanders


I'm a white male, aged 18 to 49.  Everyone listens to me!  No matter
how dumb my suggestions are.

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy


Oh everything's cruel according to you.  Keeping him chained us in the 
backyard is cruel.  Pulling his tail is cruel.  Yelling in his ears is 
cruel.  Everything is cruel.  So excuse me if I'm cruel.

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Bart Gets An Elephant


Well let's call them, uh, Mr. X and Mrs. Y.  So anyway, Mr. X would
say, `Marge, if this doesn't get your motor running, my name isn't
Homer J. Simpson.'

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Secrets of a Successful Marriage


It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but
somehow I managed to squeeze in 8 hours of TV a day.

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Lisa's First Word


Homer:	You know what?

Grampa:	What?

Homer:	We're both screw-ups.

		   Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy



Homer:	Marge, it's 3 a.m. and I worked all day!

Marge:	It's 9:30 p.m. and you spent your whole Saturday drinking beer 
	in Maggie's kiddie pool.

		   Another Simpsons Clip Show


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