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Bart:	You know, Grampa kinda smells like that trunk in the garage
	where the bottom's all wet.

Lisa:	Nuh-uh, he smells more like a photo lab.

Homer:	Stop it, both of you!  Grampa smells like a regular old man,
	which is more like a hallway in a hospital.

		   Old Money

That's weird.  It's like something out of that twilighty show about
that zone.

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Treehouse of Horror VI

Well, you'll be happy to know I don't work very hard.  Actually, I'm
bringing the plant down from the inside.

		-- Homer Simpson
		   The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular

Bart:	What religion are you?

Homer:	You know, the one with all the well-meaning rules that don't
	work out in real life, uh, Christianity.


To alcohol!  The cause of -- and solution to -- all of life's problems!

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment

Oh, the guys are work are going to have a field day with this.

		-- Homer Simpson
		   The Call of the Simpsons

Where is Bart, anyway?  His dinner's getting all cold and eaten.

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Bart After Dark

Homer:	We always have one good kid and one lousy kid.  Why can't both 
	our kids be good?

Marge:	We have three kids, Homer.

		   Separate Vacations

Look, Marge, I'm sorry I haven't been a better husband, I'm sorry
about the time I tried to make gravy in the bathtub, I'm sorry I used
your wedding dress to wax the car, and I'm sorry -- oh well, let's
just say I'm sorry for the whole marriage up to this point.

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Marge on the Lam

Television -- teacher, mother, secret lover!

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Treehouse of Horror V

It's just that I've only seen this movie twice before, and I've seen
you every night for the last eleven ye -- aha.  What I mean to say is: 
We'll snuggle tomorrow, sweetie.  I promise.

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy

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