Sitater fra the Simpsons

Ah, so that's what's been wrong with the little fella.  He misses
casual sex.

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Two Dozen and One Greyhounds


Who spread garbage all over Flanders's yard before I got a chance to?

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Two Dozen and One Greyhounds


Homer:	I suppose you want to probe me.  Well, you might as well get
	it over with.

Kang:	Stop!  We have reached the limits of what rectal probing can
	teach us.

		   Treehouse of Horror VII


You see, there are some crybabies out there -- religious types mostly
-- who might be offended.  If you are one of them, I advise you to
turn off your set now.  C'mon, I dare you.  Bock-bock-bock-bock-bock!
Chicken!

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Treehouse of Horror III


He gets it from your side of the family, you know.  No monsters on my
side.

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Treehouse of Horror II


Why don't those stupid idiots let me in their crappy club for jerks?

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Homer the Great



So if we don't all vote the same way, we'll be deadlocked and have to
be sequestered in the Springfield Palace Hotel ...

		-- Homer Simpson
		   The Boy Who Knew Too Much


Woo Hoo!  Good news everybody!  Because I endangered lives, we can fly 
anywhere we want!

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Fear of Flying


What's everyone so worked up about?  So there's a comet.  Big deal.
It'll burn up in out atmosphere, and whatever's left will be no bigger 
than a chihuahua's head.

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Bart's Comet


Marge, I ate those fancy soaps you bought for the bathroom.

		-- Homer Simpson
		   The Front


There are perfectly good answers to those questions, but they'll have
to wait for another night.

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Homers Barbershop Quartet


Homer:	Look at that.  I'm the first non-Brazilian person to travel
	backwards through time.

Mr. Peabody:
	Correction, Homer, you're the second.

Sherman:
	That's right, Mr. Peabody!

Mr. Peabody:
	Quiet, you.

		   Treehouse of Horror V


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