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Ah, so that's what's been wrong with the little fella. He misses casual sex. -- Homer Simpson Two Dozen and One Greyhounds
Who spread garbage all over Flanders's yard before I got a chance to? -- Homer Simpson Two Dozen and One Greyhounds
Homer: I suppose you want to probe me. Well, you might as well get it over with. Kang: Stop! We have reached the limits of what rectal probing can teach us. Treehouse of Horror VII
You see, there are some crybabies out there -- religious types mostly -- who might be offended. If you are one of them, I advise you to turn off your set now. C'mon, I dare you. Bock-bock-bock-bock-bock! Chicken! -- Homer Simpson Treehouse of Horror III
He gets it from your side of the family, you know. No monsters on my side. -- Homer Simpson Treehouse of Horror II
Why don't those stupid idiots let me in their crappy club for jerks? -- Homer Simpson Homer the Great
So if we don't all vote the same way, we'll be deadlocked and have to be sequestered in the Springfield Palace Hotel ... -- Homer Simpson The Boy Who Knew Too Much
Woo Hoo! Good news everybody! Because I endangered lives, we can fly anywhere we want! -- Homer Simpson Fear of Flying
What's everyone so worked up about? So there's a comet. Big deal. It'll burn up in out atmosphere, and whatever's left will be no bigger than a chihuahua's head. -- Homer Simpson Bart's Comet
Marge, I ate those fancy soaps you bought for the bathroom. -- Homer Simpson The Front
There are perfectly good answers to those questions, but they'll have to wait for another night. -- Homer Simpson Homers Barbershop Quartet
Homer: Look at that. I'm the first non-Brazilian person to travel backwards through time. Mr. Peabody: Correction, Homer, you're the second. Sherman: That's right, Mr. Peabody! Mr. Peabody: Quiet, you. Treehouse of Horror V