Sitater fra the Simpsons

Second class?  What about Social Security, bus discounts, Medic-Alert
jewelery, Gold Bond powder, pants all the way up to your armpits, and
all those other senior perks?  Oh, if you ask me, old folks have it
pretty sweet.

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in
		   "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish"


Hey, if you want wild bears eatin' your children and scarin' your
salmon, that's your business.  But I'm not gonna take it!  Who's with
me?

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Much Apu About Nothing


Marge:	You don't have to join a freak show just because the
	opportunity came along.

Homer:	You know, Marge, in some ways you and I are very different
	people.

		   Homerpalooza


Homer:	We chained Hugo up in the attic like an animal and fed him a
	bucket of fish heads once a week.

Marge:	It saved out marriage!

		  Treehouse of Horror VII


Bart:	Can I be a boozehound?

Homer:	Not till you're 15.

		   Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(annoyed grunt)ocious


Flanders:
	Y'know, Simpson, I feel kinda silly, but, uh, you know, what
	the hey, you know ... kinda reminds me of my good ole
	fraternity days.

Homer:	D'oh!  Oh my God!  He's enjoying it!

		   Dead Putting Society


Look, just gimme some inner peace, or I'll mop the floor with ya!

		-- Homer Simpson
		   El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Homer



Marge, look at me!  We've been separated for a day, and I'm as dirty
as a Frenchman.  In another few hours, I'll be dead.  I can't afford
to lose your trust again.

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Secrets of a Successful Marriage


I'm just saying, why not have two geniuses in the family?  Sort of a
spare in case Bart's brain blows up.

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Bart the Genius


I couldn't very well chop your hand off and bring it to the store,
could I?

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Life on the Fast Lane


You know, some of these stories are pretty good.  I never knew mice
lived such interesting lives.

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Itchy & Scratchy & Marge


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