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Second class? What about Social Security, bus discounts, Medic-Alert jewelery, Gold Bond powder, pants all the way up to your armpits, and all those other senior perks? Oh, if you ask me, old folks have it pretty sweet. -- Homer Simpson Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish"
Hey, if you want wild bears eatin' your children and scarin' your salmon, that's your business. But I'm not gonna take it! Who's with me? -- Homer Simpson Much Apu About Nothing
Marge: You don't have to join a freak show just because the opportunity came along. Homer: You know, Marge, in some ways you and I are very different people. Homerpalooza
Homer: We chained Hugo up in the attic like an animal and fed him a bucket of fish heads once a week. Marge: It saved out marriage! Treehouse of Horror VII
Bart: Can I be a boozehound? Homer: Not till you're 15. Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(annoyed grunt)ocious
Flanders: Y'know, Simpson, I feel kinda silly, but, uh, you know, what the hey, you know ... kinda reminds me of my good ole fraternity days. Homer: D'oh! Oh my God! He's enjoying it! Dead Putting Society
Look, just gimme some inner peace, or I'll mop the floor with ya! -- Homer Simpson El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Homer
Marge, look at me! We've been separated for a day, and I'm as dirty as a Frenchman. In another few hours, I'll be dead. I can't afford to lose your trust again. -- Homer Simpson Secrets of a Successful Marriage
I'm just saying, why not have two geniuses in the family? Sort of a spare in case Bart's brain blows up. -- Homer Simpson Bart the Genius
I couldn't very well chop your hand off and bring it to the store, could I? -- Homer Simpson Life on the Fast Lane
You know, some of these stories are pretty good. I never knew mice lived such interesting lives. -- Homer Simpson Itchy & Scratchy & Marge