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Homer:	Aw, Marge, kids, I miss my club.

Marge:	Oh, Homey.  You know, you are a member of a very exclusive
	club.

Homer:	The Black Panthers?

		   Homer the Great



If the Bible has taught us nothing else -- and it hasn't -- it's that
girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot oil wrestling and
foxy boxing and such and such.

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Lisa on Ice


All right, let's not panic.  I'll make the money back by selling one
of my livers.  I can get by with one.

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Homer vs. Patty and Selma


I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around a city,
keeping its speed over fifty, and if its speed dropped, it would
explode!  I think it was called `The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down.'

		-- Homer Simpson
		   The Springfield Files


Man:	You must be stupider than you look.

Homer:	Stupider like a fix!

		   Lemon of Troy


Lenny:	Yeah, he got injured on the job and they sent him home with
	pay.  Pfft.  It's like a lottery that rewards stupidity.

Homer:	Stupidity, eh?

		   King-Size Homer


Bart:	I'll take up smoking and give that up.

Homer:	Good for you, son.  Giving up smoking is one of the hardest
	things you'll ever have to do.  Have a dollar.

		   Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(annoyed grunt)ocious


Marge:	I would love you if you weighed 1,000 pounds but ...

Homer:	Beautiful.  G'night.

		   King-Size Homer


Oh, I always wanted to be a teamster.  So lazy and surly.

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Radioactive Man



This is the darkest day in the history of Springfield.  If anybody
wants me I'll be in the shower.

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Lemon of Troy


All right, I have thought this through.  I will send Bart the money to 
fly home," then I will murder him.

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Bart on the Road


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