Sitater fra the Simpsons

Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win 
or lose: it's how drunk you get.

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Bart Gets An Elephant


You don't know what it's like -- I'm the one out there every day
putting his ass on the line.  And I'm not out of order!  You're out of 
order!  The whole freaking system is out of order!

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Secrets of a Successful Marriage



Forget it, Marge, it's Chinatown!

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Secrets of a Successful Marriage


I can't live the button-down life like you.  I want it all!  The
terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles!

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Lisa's Rival


Sure, I might offend a few of the blue-noses with my cocky stride and
musky odors -- oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called `City
Fathers' who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about
`What's to be done with this Homer Simpson"'

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Lisa's Rival


It's okay, Marge.  I've learned my lesson.  A mountain of sugar is too
much for one man.  It's clear now why God portions it out in those 
tiny packets, and why he lives on a plantation in Hawaii.

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Lisa's Rival


Marge, what's wrong?  Are you hungry?  Sleepy?  Gassy?  Gassy?  Is it
gas?  It's gas, isn't it?

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Fear of Flying


You want the truth?  You want the truth?  You can't handle the truth!
'Cause when you reach over and put your hand into a pile of goo that
used to be your best friend's face, you'll know what to do!

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Secrets of a Successful Marriage


Read your town charter, boy.  `If food stuffs should touch the ground,
said food stuffs shall be turned over to the village idiot.'  Since I
don't see him around, start shoveling!

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Lisa's Rival


Homer:	You can let him down gently, but over the next couple of
	months, I want you to break it off.

Marge:	Um, okay, Homer.

Homer:	Whoof!  That was a close one, kids.

		   Another Simpsons Clip Show


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