Sitater fra the Simpsons

When it comes to compliments, women are ravenous, bloodsucking
monsters, always wanting more, more, more!  And if you give it to 'em, 
you'll get back plenty in return.

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Lisa the Beauty Queen


I'm sick of eating hoagies!  I want a grinder, a sub, a foot-long
hero!  I want to live, Marge!  Won't you let me live?  Won't you,
please?

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Fear of Flying


The weak and nerdy are admired for their computer-programming abilities.

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Bart vs. Australia


Kids, kids, kids.  As far as Daddy's concerned, you're both potential
murderers.

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part 2)


Marge:	We're just going to have to cut down on luxuries.

Homer:	Well, you know, we're always buying Maggie vaccinations for
	diseases she doesn't even have.

		   Lisa's Pony


Thank you, Bill Cosby, you saved the Simpsons!

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Saturdays of Thunder



TV Announcer:
	The following is a public service announcement: Excessive
	alcohol consumption can cause liver damage and cancer of the
	rectum.

Homer:	Mmm ... beer.

		   So It's Come To This: A Simpsons Clip Show


Oh, Lisa, you and your stories.  `Bart is a vampire.'  `Beer kills
brain cells.'  Now, let's go back to that ... building ... thingee
... where our beds and TV ... is.

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Treehouse of Horror IV


I'm used to seeing people promoted ahead of me -- friends, co-workers, 
Tibor.  I never thought it'd be my own wife.

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Marge Gets A Job


You are not my son!

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Boy-Scoutz n the Hood


De-fault!  The two sweetest words in the English language.

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Deep Space Homer


Reverend Lovejoy:
	Homer, this is really low.

Homer:	Not as low as my low, low prices!

		   Mr. Plow


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