Sitater fra the Simpsons

Homer:	Is this episode going on the air live?

June Bellamy:
	No, Homer.  Very few cartoons are broadcast live -- it's a 
	terrible strain on the animators' wrists.

		   Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show



Homer:	Hey, Burns!  Eat my shorts!

Burns:	Who the Sam Hill was that?

		   One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish


Six simple words: I'm not gay, but I'll learn.

		-- Homer Simpson
		   I Love Lisa


Donuts.  Is there anything they can't do?

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Marge vs. the Monorail


Sorry, Mr. Burns, but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans.
Sure I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious, but the answer is no!

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Last Exit to Springfield


Homer:	You like parties, huh?  Well, I just remembered they're having
	a big one down at the waterfront this weekend.

Marge:	You didn't remember that.  You just saw it on TV.

		   My Sister, My Sitter


Even the Chinese are against me.

		-- Homer Simpson
		   The Last Temptation of Homer


Homer:	Here's your magazines.  How many of these guys are named Corey?

Lisa:	Eight.  Thanks, Dad.

		   Bart's Dog Gets An F


No, I do not know what the Schadenfreude is.  Please tell me, because
I'm dying to know.

		-- Homer Simpson
		   When Flanders Failed



I've figured out an alternative to giving up my beer.  Basically, we
become a family of traveling acrobats.

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Dog of Death


Marge, let's end this feudin' and a-fussin' and get down to some lovin'.

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Colonel Homer


It takes two to lie.  One to lie and one to listen.

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Colonel Homer


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