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I'm tired of being a wanna-be league bowler, I wanna be a league bowler!

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Team Homer


Marge:	I know we didn't ask for this, Homer, but doesn't the Bible
	say, "Whatsoever you do to the least of my brothers, that you
	do unto me...?"

Homer:	Yes, but doesn't the Bible also say, "Thou shalt not take
	moochers into thy hut?"

		   The Otto Show


Homer:	All right, Herb.  I'll lend you the 2,000 bucks.  But you have
	to forgive me and treat me like a brother.

Herb:	Nope.

Homer:	All right," then, just give me the drinking bird.

		   Brother Can You Spare Two Dimes?



Burns:	Well, Simpson, I must say, once you're been through something
	like that with a person, you never want to see that person again.

Homer:	You said it, you weirdo.

		   Mountain Madness


Marge, please, old people don't need companionship.  They need to be
isolated and studied, so it can be determined what nutrients they have
that might be extracted for our personal use.

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Lady Bouvier's Lover


Marge:	Maybe it'll turn out that he was innocent all along.

Homer:	Earth to Marge.  Earth to Marge.  I was there ... the clown's
	G-I-L-L-T-Y. 

		   Krusty Gets Busted


Oh, cruel fate.  Why do you mock me?

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Bart the Daredevil


Maybe I should just cut my losses, give up on Lisa, and make a fresh
start with Maggie.

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Lisa's Pony


Gee, if some snot-nosed little kid sent me to prison, the first thing
out, I'd find out where he lives, and tear him a new belly button.

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Cape Feare


Boy, I don't know.  You gotta be pretty desperate to make it with a robot.

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Selma's Choice


You mean, I'm on my own?  I've never been on my own.  Oh no!  On 
own!  On own!  I need help.  Oh, God help me!  Help me, God!

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Homer Badman


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