Sitater fra the Simpsons

Anyway, we'd like to thank you for the occasional moments of peace and
love our family's experienced ... well, not today.  You saw what
happened.  Oh, Lord, be honest.  Are we the most pathetic family in
the universe, or what?

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Bart vs. Thanksgiving


This is the greatest thrill of my life!  I'm king of the world!  Wooo,
wooo!  Wooo, wooo!

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Bart the Daredevil


Lisa, if you don't like your job you don't strike.  You just go in
every day and do it really half-assed.  That's the American way.

		-- Homer Simpson
		   The PTA Disbands


Oh, I love your magazine.  My favorite section is `How to Increase
Your Word Power.'  That thing is really, really, really ... good.

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Mr. Lisa Goes To Washington


One day you may achieve something that we Simpsons have dreamed about
for generations.  You may outsmart someone.

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Bart the Genius



The code of the schoolyard, Marge!  The rules that teach a boy how to
be a man!  Let's see; don't tattle, always make fun of those different
from you, never say anything unless you're sure everyone feels exactly
the same way you do.

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Bart the General


Homer:	Ooh, look at this one!  The Hammer of Thor!  (Reading)  "It
	will send your pins to ... Valhalla?"  Lisa?

Lisa:	Valhalla is where vikings go when they die.

Homer:	Ooh, that's some ball.

		   The Telltale Head


Marge:	Name one of your child's friends.

Homer:	Uh, let's see, Bart's friends ... Well, there's the fat kid
	with the thing; uh, the little wiener whose always got his
	hands in his pockets.

		   Saturdays of Thunder


Smithers:
	Next.  There's a problem with the reactor -- what do you do?

Homer:	There's a problem with the reactor??  We're all going to die!!

		   I Married Marge


Hey, if you're going to get mad at me every time I do something
stupid," then I guess I'll just have to stop doing stupid things!

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Mr. Plow


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