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Anyway, we'd like to thank you for the occasional moments of peace and love our family's experienced ... well, not today. You saw what happened. Oh, Lord, be honest. Are we the most pathetic family in the universe, or what? -- Homer Simpson Bart vs. Thanksgiving
This is the greatest thrill of my life! I'm king of the world! Wooo, wooo! Wooo, wooo! -- Homer Simpson Bart the Daredevil
Lisa, if you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way. -- Homer Simpson The PTA Disbands
Oh, I love your magazine. My favorite section is `How to Increase Your Word Power.' That thing is really, really, really ... good. -- Homer Simpson Mr. Lisa Goes To Washington
One day you may achieve something that we Simpsons have dreamed about for generations. You may outsmart someone. -- Homer Simpson Bart the Genius
The code of the schoolyard, Marge! The rules that teach a boy how to be a man! Let's see; don't tattle, always make fun of those different from you, never say anything unless you're sure everyone feels exactly the same way you do. -- Homer Simpson Bart the General
Homer: Ooh, look at this one! The Hammer of Thor! (Reading) "It will send your pins to ... Valhalla?" Lisa? Lisa: Valhalla is where vikings go when they die. Homer: Ooh, that's some ball. The Telltale Head
Marge: Name one of your child's friends. Homer: Uh, let's see, Bart's friends ... Well, there's the fat kid with the thing; uh, the little wiener whose always got his hands in his pockets. Saturdays of Thunder
Smithers: Next. There's a problem with the reactor -- what do you do? Homer: There's a problem with the reactor?? We're all going to die!! I Married Marge
Hey, if you're going to get mad at me every time I do something stupid," then I guess I'll just have to stop doing stupid things! -- Homer Simpson Mr. Plow