Sitater fra the Simpsons
Apu: You look familiar, sir. Are you on the television or something? Homer: Sorry, buddy. You got me confused with Fred Flintstone. Homer's Night Out
Now, son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddys, and kids with fake IDs. -- Homer Simpson The Springfield Files
Marge: Homer, remember you promised you'd try to limit pork to six servings a week? Homer: Marge, I'm only human. Principal Charming
Oh, look at me! I'm making people happy. I'm the magical man from Happyland in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Laaane! Oh, by the way, I was being sarcastic. -- Homer Simpson Flaming Moe's
I may just quit my job at the plant to become a full-time stock market guy. -- Homer Simpson Burns Verkaufen Der Kraftwerke
Why did this have to happen now, during prime time, when TV's brightest stars come out to shine? -- Homer Simpson Brother Can You Spare Two Dimes?
Oh my God, someone's trying to kill me! Oh wait, it's for Bart. -- Homer Simpson Cape Feare
It all happened during the magical summer of 1985. A maturing Joe Piscopo left `Saturday Night Live' to conquer Hollywood; People Express introduced a generation of hicks to plane travel; and I was in a barbershop quartet. -- Homer Simpson Homer's Barbershop Quartet
Burns: I can't understand a word you're saying. Homer: My name is Homer Simpson! Burns: You're just babbling incoherently... Homer: Oh, you're a dead man, Burns. Oh, you're dead! You're dead, Burns! Who Shot Mr. Burns (Part 1)
Burns: Oh, quit cogitating, Steinmetz, and use an open-faced club! A sand wedge! Homer: Mmm ... open-faced club sandwich. Scenes From the Class Struggle in Springfield
Woman: Your son was trespassing on my property and destroyed a very valuable stone gargoyle, and -- Are you wearing a grocery bag? Homer: I have misplaced my pants. Bart After Dark