Sitater fra the Simpsons

Apu:	You look familiar, sir.  Are you on the television or something?

Homer:	Sorry, buddy.  You got me confused with Fred Flintstone.

		   Homer's Night Out


Now, son, you don't want to drink beer.  That's for daddys, and kids with
fake IDs.

		-- Homer Simpson
		   The Springfield Files


Marge:	Homer, remember you promised you'd try to limit pork to six
	servings a week?

Homer:	Marge, I'm only human.

		   Principal Charming


Oh, look at me!  I'm making people happy.  I'm the magical man from
Happyland in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Laaane!  Oh, by the way, I
was being sarcastic.

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Flaming Moe's


I may just quit my job at the plant to become a full-time stock market
guy.

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Burns Verkaufen Der Kraftwerke


Why did this have to happen now, during prime time, when TV's
brightest stars come out to shine?

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Brother Can You Spare Two Dimes?


Oh my God, someone's trying to kill me!  Oh wait, it's for Bart.

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Cape Feare



It all happened during the magical summer of 1985.  A maturing Joe
Piscopo left `Saturday Night Live' to conquer Hollywood; People
Express introduced a generation of hicks to plane travel; and I was
in a barbershop quartet.

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Homer's Barbershop Quartet


Burns:	I can't understand a word you're saying.

Homer:	My name is Homer Simpson!

Burns:	You're just babbling incoherently...

Homer:	Oh, you're a dead man, Burns.  Oh, you're dead!  You're dead,
	Burns!

		   Who Shot Mr. Burns (Part 1)


Burns:	Oh, quit cogitating, Steinmetz, and use an open-faced club!  A
	sand wedge!

Homer:	Mmm ... open-faced club sandwich.

		   Scenes From the Class Struggle in Springfield


Woman:	Your son was trespassing on my property and destroyed a very
	valuable stone gargoyle, and -- Are you wearing a grocery bag?

Homer:	I have misplaced my pants.

		   Bart After Dark


1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10
11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20
21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29