Sitater fra the Simpsons


And thank you most of all for nuclear power, which is yet to cause a
single proven fatality, at least in this country.

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?


Quiet, you kids!  If I hear one more word, Bart doesn't get to watch
cartoons and Lisa doesn't get to go to college.

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?


Bart:	I had a fight with Milhouse.

Homer:	That four-eyes with the big nose?  You don't need friends like
	that.

Lisa:	How Zen.

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Homer Defined


Homer:	Well, the evening began at the Gentleman's Club, where we were
	discussing Wittgenstein over a game of backgammon.

Scully:	Mr. Simpson, it's a felony to lie to the FBI.

Homer:	We were sitting in Barney's car eating packets of mustard.  Ya
	happy?

		   The Springfield Files


Flanders:
	They're not perfect, but the Lord says love they neighbor --

Homer:	Shut up, Flanders.

Flanders:
	Okely-dokely-do.

		   Hurricane Neddy


Boy, when Marge first told me she was going to the Police Academy, I
thought it's be fun and exciting, like the movie `Spaceballs.'  But
instead, it's been painful and disturbing, like the movie `Police
Academy.'

		-- Homer Simpson
		   The Springfield Connection


Bart:	Wow, Dad, you took a baptismal for me.  How do you feel?

Homer:	Oh, Bartholomew, I feel like St. Augustine of Hippo after his
	conversion by Ambrose of Milan.

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily


That's fine for you, Marge.  But I used to rock and roll all night and
party every day. " then it was every other day.  Now I'm lucky if I can
find half an hour a week in which to get funky.  I've got to get out of
this rut and back into the groove!

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Homerpalooza


Good morning, fellow employee.  You'll notice that I am now a model 
worker.  We should continue this conversation later, during the designated
break periods.  Sincerely, Homer Simpson.

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Homer's Enemy



A boy without mischief is like a bowling ball without a liquid center.

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Lisa the Greek


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