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And thank you most of all for nuclear power, which is yet to cause a single proven fatality, at least in this country. -- Homer Simpson Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?
Quiet, you kids! If I hear one more word, Bart doesn't get to watch cartoons and Lisa doesn't get to go to college. -- Homer Simpson Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?
Bart: I had a fight with Milhouse. Homer: That four-eyes with the big nose? You don't need friends like that. Lisa: How Zen. -- Homer Simpson Homer Defined
Homer: Well, the evening began at the Gentleman's Club, where we were discussing Wittgenstein over a game of backgammon. Scully: Mr. Simpson, it's a felony to lie to the FBI. Homer: We were sitting in Barney's car eating packets of mustard. Ya happy? The Springfield Files
Flanders: They're not perfect, but the Lord says love they neighbor -- Homer: Shut up, Flanders. Flanders: Okely-dokely-do. Hurricane Neddy
Boy, when Marge first told me she was going to the Police Academy, I thought it's be fun and exciting, like the movie `Spaceballs.' But instead, it's been painful and disturbing, like the movie `Police Academy.' -- Homer Simpson The Springfield Connection
Bart: Wow, Dad, you took a baptismal for me. How do you feel? Homer: Oh, Bartholomew, I feel like St. Augustine of Hippo after his conversion by Ambrose of Milan. -- Homer Simpson Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily
That's fine for you, Marge. But I used to rock and roll all night and party every day. " then it was every other day. Now I'm lucky if I can find half an hour a week in which to get funky. I've got to get out of this rut and back into the groove! -- Homer Simpson Homerpalooza
Good morning, fellow employee. You'll notice that I am now a model worker. We should continue this conversation later, during the designated break periods. Sincerely, Homer Simpson. -- Homer Simpson Homer's Enemy
A boy without mischief is like a bowling ball without a liquid center. -- Homer Simpson Lisa the Greek