Sitater fra the Simpsons

Must destroy mankind!  (His watch alarm goes off)  Ooh, lunchtime!

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Homer Goes To College

Okay, Marge, as long as we're traumatizing the kids, I have a scandalous
story of my own.

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Another Simpsons Clip Show

Marge:	Homer, is this the way you pictured married life?

Homer:	Yup, pretty much.  Except we drove around in a van solving

		   A Milhouse Divided

Out at five, catch General Sherman at five-thirty, clean him at six, eat
him at six-thirty, back in bed by seven with no incriminating evidence.
Heh heh heh.  The perfect crime.

		-- Homer Simpson
		   The War of the Simpsons

Pfft.  Now you tell me.

		-- Homer Simpson, finding out that working at a nuclear
				  plant can make one sterile
		   I Married Marge

I'll work from midnight to eight, come home, sleep for five minutes, eat
breakfast, sleep six more minutes, shower," then I have ten minutes to bask
in Lisa's love," then I'm off to the power plant fresh as a daisy.

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Lisa's Pony

Just squeeze your rage into a bitter little ball and release it at an
appropriate time.  Like that day I hit that referee with a whiskey 
bottle.  'Member that?

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Whacking Day

Come here, you little raven!

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Treehouse of Horror

Your mother seems really upset.  I better go have a talk with 
her -- during the commercial.

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(annoyed grunt)ocious

Homer:	The secret ingredient is --

Moe:	Homer, no!

Homer:	Cough syrup!  Nothing but plain, ordinary, over-the-counter 
	children's cough syrup!

		   Flaming Moe's

Hee, hee!  I can be a jerk and no one can stop me!

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Itchy & Scratchy Land

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