Sitater fra the Simpsons
As far as anyone knows we're a nice, normal family. -- Homer Simpson There's No Disgrace Like Home
It says it's for dogs, but she can't read. -- Homer Simpson Simpson's Roasting on an Open Fire
Lisa: Remember, Dad. The handle of the Big Dipper points to the North Star. Homer: That's nice, Lisa, but we're not in astronomy class. We're in the woods. The Call of the Simpsons
Yeah. Wait a minute. It's the guy from TV. My kid's hero...Cruddy...Crummy...Krusty the Clown! -- Homer Simpson Krusty Gets Busted
Uh, so. Let's have a conversation. Uh, I think we'll find that we have very little in common. -- Homer Simpson The Last Temptation of Homer
Don't go easy on each other just because you're brother and sister. I want to see you both fighting for your parents' love. -- Homer Simpson Lisa on Ice
I don't want to look like a weirdo. I'll just go with a muumuu. -- Homer Simpson King-Size Homer
Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me, I have a wife and kids! Eat them. -- Homer Simpson Treehouse of Horror VII
Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning. -- Homer Simpson Lisa the Vegetarian
You know, Moe, my mom once said something that really stuck with me. She said, `Homer, you're a big disappointment,' and, God bless her soul, she was really onto something. -- Homer Simpson There's No Disgrace Like Home
Lisa: So gambling makes a good thing even better? Homer: That's right. My God, it's like there's some kind of bond between us. Lisa the Greek