Sitater fra the Simpsons

As far as anyone knows we're a nice, normal family.

		-- Homer Simpson
		   There's No Disgrace Like Home

It says it's for dogs, but she can't read.

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Simpson's Roasting on an Open Fire

Lisa:	Remember, Dad.  The handle of the Big Dipper points to the 
	North Star.

Homer:	That's nice, Lisa, but we're not in astronomy class.  We're in
	the woods.

		   The Call of the Simpsons

Yeah.  Wait a minute.  It's the guy from TV.  My kid's 
hero...Cruddy...Crummy...Krusty the Clown!

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Krusty Gets Busted

Uh, so.  Let's have a conversation.  Uh, I think we'll find that we have
very little in common.

		-- Homer Simpson
		   The Last Temptation of Homer

Don't go easy on each other just because you're brother and sister.  I
want to see you both fighting for your parents' love.

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Lisa on Ice

I don't want to look like a weirdo.  I'll just go with a muumuu.

		-- Homer Simpson
		   King-Size Homer

Oh my God!  Space aliens!  Don't eat me, I have a wife and kids!  Eat

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Treehouse of Horror VII

Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do
every morning.

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Lisa the Vegetarian

You know, Moe, my mom once said something that really stuck with me.  She
said, `Homer, you're a big disappointment,' and, God bless her soul, she
was really onto something.

		-- Homer Simpson
		   There's No Disgrace Like Home

Lisa:	So gambling makes a good thing even better?

Homer:	That's right.  My God, it's like there's some kind of bond
	between us.

		   Lisa the Greek

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