DILBERT QUOTES - SITATER
"Your enthusiasm is up from last week."
"Yeah, someone left the supply cupboard unlocked."
- The Wally Report
"Its times like this
I wish I were a psyhcopath."
- Wally's reponse to more stupidity from the Marketing department
"Stupidity is like
nuclear power; it can be used for good or evil."
- Wally
"I'm in a battle of
wills with a guy who lets all his calls rollover to voicemail. I do that
too, so all day long we trade messages saying 'Call Me', and" then we ignore
incoming calls."
- Wally
"You know what I admire
about you Alice? You obviously value performance over appearance."
"Thank you. Wait...
if that was a compliment, why is my fist of death tingling."
- Wally and Alice
"I'm about halfway
finished with the online study class on sexual harassment."
"Wally, we don't have
an online study course on sexual harassment."
"That would explain
why all the actors seemed so happy."
- Wally and the Pointy-Haired Boss
"I need a nickname
to create the illusion of competence. I was thinking along the lines of
'The Wizard' or 'Info Guru'."
"I've never wanted
to punch you more than at this very moment."
- Wally and Dilbert
"From now on, my nickname
will be 'The Wizard'. It speaks to my guru status."
"I think I'll call
you 'The Lizard'. It speaks to your small brain and lack of ambition."