DILBERT QUOTES - SITATER
"If you give a man a fish he will eat for a day. But if you teach a man to fish he will buy an ugly hat. And if you talk about fish to a starving man" then you are a consultant."
WALLY
"My motto is 'they
can't break you if you don't have a spine'."
- Wally
"Then they rip out
your ego and they put you in a box until you rot. You'll never know if
you're dead or simply envying the dead!"
- Wally, at "Careers Day"
"When I was your age
Asok, I too sought the thrill of victory and the pleasures of the flesh.
But after twenty years of not getting either one, I made convenience my
new mistress."
- Wally, passing on his wisdom to the conveniently located Asok
"Where did you get
that definition of Zen?"
"I used to read, but
it's faster to make up stuff."
- Dilbert and Wally
"I've decided to become
indispensible to the company. Indispensible employees can get away with
outrageously annoying behaviour."
- Wally
"Your contributions
to United Charity are below average for your pay level."
"Actually, I fund
an agency that keeps people like you away from society"
- Wally goes to the surgery
"We're looking for
a special kind of employee, Wally. Specifically, we like people with low
self-esteem. That way we can bully them into working unpaid overtime. Do
you think you're inscure enough to work here?"
"Let me put it this
way. Sometimes I pretend to choke in the cafeteria." then when someone performs
the Heimlich Maneuver I spin around suddenly...just to get a hug."