DILBERT QUOTES - SITATER
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"I dont know how to use
my email."
"You need to upgrade
your IQ a few points. Try listening to classical music."
- Dogbert's Tech
Support Service
"I have total access to
every employee's email. With a few strategic edits, I will transform the
office into Melrose Place."
- Dogbert the Sysadmin
I need a job where my
immense ego seems normal.
63% of all statistics
are made up... including this one.
When virtual reality gets
cheaper than dating, society is doomed…
- Dogbert
"All great ideas look
like bad ideas to people who are losers. Its always good to test a new
idea with known losers to make sure they dont like it."
- Dogbert
"You must use the stars
as your management guide."
"Does that work?"
"If you believe it
works," then you are not bright enough to make your own decisions anyway.
So randomness is probably an improvement."
"Q.E.D."
- Dogbert the Astronomer-Consultant
& The Pointy Haired Boss.
"My invention can detect
human stupidity. It has a very simple interface. All I do is point it at
people."
"Then what does it
do?"
"Why would it need
to do anything else?"
- Dogbert, in his
"Out! Out! You Demons of Stupidity" phase
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