DILBERT QUOTES - SITATER
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"People are idiots.
Including me. Everyone is an idiot, not just the people with the low SAT
scores. The only difference is that we're idiots about different things
at different times. No matter how smart you are, you spend much of your
day being an idiot."
- Scott Adams; The Dilbert Principle
"A fully-occupied cubicle
is 70 percent air. Most of the unused airspace will be driven out of the
design of future work areas. I see the workstation of the future looking
like a high-tech hairdresser's chair. You'll have your computer built into
the base of the chair and the keyboard swinging into your lap from the
side."
- Scott Adams in "The Dilbert Future"
"Scientists will eventualy
stop flailing around with solar power and focus their efforts on harnessing
the only truly unlimited source of energy on the planet: stupidity. I predict
that energy companies will place huge hamster wheels outside of convenience
stores and offer free lottery tickets to people who spend five minutes
running in them. The hamster wheels will be connected to power generators."
- Scott Adams, "The Dilbert Future"
"If you think about
it, human beings are the worst possible creatures to have access to powerful
technology. It would be much better for everyone if, for example, fish
were the ones with all the technology. They wouldn't be able to push the
buttons with their little fins. No humans would get hurt, and the fish
would be able to brag about their great stuff until eventually it all turned
into protective barrier reefs."
- Scott Adams, "The Dilbert Future"
As a fan, I'm distraught,
but as a cartoonist looking at new vacant spaces in 2,400 newspapers, well,
behind me, my cats are dancing a conga line.
- Scott Adams, on the ending of competing strip Calvin & Hobbes
No one will believe
you solved this problem in one day! We've been working on it for months.
Now, go act busy for a few weeks and I'll let you know when it's time to
tell them.
- Entry in a 'Dilbert' Quotes Contest
"So, Mr. Moriarty,
can you tell us why you decided to leave the company?"
"The new security
surveillance system is cutting into the profits of my stationary supply
business."
- An Exit Interview (from a Dilbert List )