DILBERT QUOTES - SITATER
"I was doing some evolving. I noticed I have a zit that's sensitive to sunlight. I'm hoping it becomes an eye."
- Dilbert and Bob The Dinosaur
"Pardon me sir, but
I couldnt help noticing these equations in your garbage. I took the liberty
of correcting a few quantum calculations."
"Gosh. Why are you
a garbage man?"
"I think the question
is why are *you* an engineer?"
"Not alone, I worked with our garbage man."
<flashback>
"I wonder how long people would sit in front of a computer waiting for nothing?"
"Lets find out!"
"What if this thing gets out of hand?"
"We'll blame it on some drunken college kid."
"Ha ha ha!! You are totally doomed to fail!! ...Wally is teaching me to find joy in the misery of others."
"You're on my project team."
- The Boss, Asok and Dilbert
"I just fired off a
scathing letter to a columnist for mis-using the word 'dongle'. I'm intoxicated
with the feeling of verbal superiority. My sad life has meaning. I feel
alive!"
- Carol the Secretary
DILBERT'S SCHOOL OF THOUGHTS
Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level" then beat you with experience.