DILBERT QUOTES - SITATER
"I'm in."
- Accounting Troll & Dilbert
"Are we bad people?"
"We're good people
who have been influenced by a corrupt coporate culture."
"Oh, ok. Carry on."
- Asok and Dilbert
"I did a statistical
analysis and found no correlation between my efforts and my rewards."
- Asok
"I can't tell you how
much your budget is, because if I did, you'd try to spend all of it."
"Can you tell me when
I'm over budget."
"No, because" then
you'd know what the budget is."
- The CEO and the Pointy-Haired Boss
"I made a few suggestions."
"I'll be happy to
make these unnecessary changes to this irrelevant document."
"Stop acting happy."
- The Pointy-Haired Boss and Dilbert
CATBERT
"How many of your policies
are designed for the sole purpose of satisfying your sadistice tendencies?"
"All of them. Some
of them are just more obvious."
- Alice & Catbert
"Not so fast. I like
to savour the moment before I crush your misplaced optimism."