DILBERT QUOTES - SITATER
"Why did the IS Department
deny my request for a PC upgrade?"
"Because we are evil incarnate! Buwahahaha! "
"I was looking for something more specific..."
- Dilbert & the IS guy
"There will be no vacations
until the project is finished."
"It feels as if I am being punished for your inability to to properly plan and staff."
- The Pointy Haired Boss and Asok
"I'm thinking about
growing a unibrow."
"Maybe we should rethink our ban on work-related conversation during lunch."
- Asok the Intern and Dilbert
"I just had a good
"Maybe it just didn't last long enough to reveal the incompetence of the attendees."
"That's what I call a good meeting."
- Dilbert and Dogbert
"Tina, we've gotten
some complaints about your hostile behaviour. At a recent meeting you crossed
your arms. That is unacceptable body language."
"In a perfect world
the project would take 8 months. But based on past projects in this company,
I applied a 1.5 incompetence multiplier. And" then I applied an LWF of 6.3"
"Lying weasal factor."
- Dilbert, The Boss and Alice
"Will it make the world
a worse place to live?"
"I think so."